30 Jul 2014

Warriors of Chaos Unit Overview - Core

Hey there everyone, my name is Learn2Eel and today I wanted to discuss perhaps the most dangerous and proficient warriors in the world of Warhammer Fantasy; the Warriors of Chaos. These savage northmen model their culture entirely around the worship and veneration of the Chaos Gods, earning their status and rank through blood and sacrifice. This warrior-driven society translates incredibly well to the table-top, providing the most elite fighting force in Warhammer Fantasy and some of the most destructive unit options available to any army with some incredibly versatile army building potential due to the Marks system. To dedicate ones-self to a Chaos God is to damn their soul for eternity, but the gifts and punishments all vary on the Path of Ascension!

I've been "enjoying" a sick break, I'm finally feeling optimal after over a week of being terrible. I'm trying to get back on track with the blog but it will probably be another week before I can start posting regularly again. Sorry guys!


21 Jul 2014

Nurgle's Untimely Blessings (I'm sick!)

Hey guys, since Saturday I've been affected by a really bad mixture; asthma, virus and fever. I've been in bed for at least 60 of the past 72 hours and struggling to sleep, let alone do anything like go to the bathroom or eat. I'm feeling a bit better at the moment so I can write this and let you all know that until I'm mostly cured I just don't have the mental capacity to do any real blogging. Sorry guys!

17 Jul 2014

Warriors of Chaos Unit Overview - Heroes and Mounts

Hey there everyone, my name is Learn2Eel and today I wanted to discuss perhaps the most dangerous and proficient warriors in the world of Warhammer Fantasy; the Warriors of Chaos. These savage northmen model their culture entirely around the worship and veneration of the Chaos Gods, earning their status and rank through blood and sacrifice. This warrior-driven society translates incredibly well to the table-top, providing the most elite fighting force in Warhammer Fantasy and some of the most destructive unit options available to any army with some incredibly versatile army building potential due to the Marks system. To dedicate ones-self to a Chaos God is to damn their soul for eternity, but the gifts and punishments all vary on the Path of Ascension!


15 Jul 2014

Warriors of Chaos Unit Overview - Lords

Hey there everyone, my name is Learn2Eel and today I wanted to discuss perhaps the most dangerous and proficient warriors in the world of Warhammer Fantasy; the Warriors of Chaos. These savage northmen model their culture entirely around the worship and veneration of the Chaos Gods, earning their status and rank through blood and sacrifice. This warrior-driven society translates incredibly well to the table-top, providing the most elite fighting force in Warhammer Fantasy and some of the most destructive unit options available to any army with some incredibly versatile army building potential due to the Marks system. To dedicate ones-self to a Chaos God is to damn their soul for eternity, but the gifts and punishments all vary on the Path of Ascension!


13 Jul 2014

Tactica Astra Militarum - Knight Commander Pask

Greetings everyone and welcome to another edition in my Tactica Astra Militarum series! This day sees an introduction to Knight Commander Pask, a special character that has long been a staple in mechanized lists for the now re-christened Imperial Guard. The new codex has seen Pask elevated to a proper HQ choice that can even potentially be the army warlord, and his abilities have seen staggering improvements to compensate. Few special characters are as destructive or terrifying as Knight Commander Pask leading a squadron of Leman Russ tanks; I hope these tactics prove useful in your games with the legendary operator of the Hand of Steel.


11 Jul 2014

Tactica Astra Militarum - Tank Commanders

To attention, soldiers! This is Commander Learn2Eel reporting from the Bane of Traitors and on this day, the Sanguinala, we offer our prayers in veneration to Sanguinius, Saint and Primarch of the Blood Angels Chapter. Though we are not at home in the loving arms of our families, nonetheless we shall commemorate the sacrifice of the most noble of all the Holy Emperor's children.

May his angel wings soar across the skies today, for the enemies of Mankind gather before us. Heretics, Xenos, Traitors - all are unworthy of the God Emperor's benediction, and so we are charged with their destruction. Forwards, men and women of the Cadian 112th Armoured Battle Group, for the Red Saint and the God Emperor! Phalanx formation; weapons free!


8 Jul 2014

Tactica Astra Militarum - Nork Deddog

Hello there everyone, Learn2Eel here with another entry in the Tactica: Astra Militarum series! Today I'll be taking a look at the biggest and meanest Ogryn of them all, Nork Deddog, and analyzing just why he is the best bodyguard option a Company Commander could have in the new codex. I hope you enjoy this article!



6 Jul 2014

Tactica Astra Militarum - Colonel Straken

Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I am Learn2Eel and today I am bringing you another (long delayed) article in my Tactica Astra Militarum series. This is a review of Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken, a Catachan Company Commander that has an almost unparalleled service record that mixes stubborn determination with unrelenting brutality. Though his inclusion in an Astra Militarum army list does come at great cost, there is little doubt that Straken is one of the most destructive characters available in the codex. I hope you enjoy this article!


1 Jul 2014

Tactica Astra Militarum - Colour Sergeant Kell

Listen up maggots! Lord Castellan Creed has assigned me to you ragged lot and by the Emperor you are the sorriest pack of Guardsmen I've seen this side of Terra! Get in line! I've been instructed to give you worthless dogs the honour of my presence in the upcoming battle, so don't mess it up by throwing your lives into that bloody grinder! If you want to survive under the tutelage of Sergeant Kell, you had best start listening to him! Are we clear?